Has anyone used Energy Suspension Poly dust boots?

TrailBeast said
It’s not so much smart as been doing this stuff since the Wizard of Oz was in black and white. :D

It was filmed in color since it aired in 1939. That is, the version with Judy Garland. That sure makes you really old.
I think of you as a Mopar super hero. Just don't wear the tights. Lol.