400/426 Stroker. Ever heard of one?

My pussy boss needs to teach me how to use the crank grinder.
Just do like I did when I was 16. Walk up to that beeotch on your time, chuck one up on it and start playin around. I went through 5 or 6 old 305 and 350 Chevy cranks and then I figured it out. ....but of course, you have to have a boss that will actually let you do that.