First Name = Last Name?

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I worked in an office with a girl who had the last name "Handler" (by marriage). I also heard the office refer to her spouse as "Handler, Handler." I eventually figured out his first name was no different from his last name. That's the only person I know personally with that characteristic, but I guess he is not alone:

https://www.whitepages.com/blog/how-many-americans-have-almost-the-same-first-last-name/

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2 differant guys same town not related named William Williams. The old one is in a nursing home.
The young one about 30 is a purv as is his brother that's in prison. If shtf I hope someone takes them out asap.
 
I had a friend from Sri-lankha that told me all males have same first and last names. his was kuru-kuru..
 
im a stickler for names, it drives me bonkers when people give kids stupids names (days, rivers, months, or last names, to name a few)
i remember the first time i met a kid named lincoln
i ask him what his name was, and he said "lincoln"
so i said, no your first name and he said "lincoln"

i thought to myself, well, thats stupid

some with this girl i know, named charity
i asked her for her name, she said "charity"
i said, thats not a name, thats a noun

same with this kid named hunter, thats a noun, not a name
 
Used to work with a hottie name Anita Neidadick. Guess the comments on that one.
 
Another guy I worked was was Juana P. Perez. he had the credit card we used, always had the venders laughing.
 
When I was in the Army we had a guy converted to Islam and we called him Shith head for about two weeks before he figured it out.
 
I was trying to be a gentleman when I first starting dating seriously at 19 years of age. I took a girl bowling who gave me a goodnight/goodbye kiss that got me interested until I heard rumors of her nickname: last name was Korth, nickname was Interkorth. That kind of spoiled the special friendship I was looking forward to establishing with the young girl.
 
I worked with a guy named Robert Soles. When his son was born they named him Harry Robert Soles. AKA Harry R Soles. (Hairy Arseholes) His Dad had a great laugh when his son's name was called out at his graduation.
 
Ben Drinkin said:
I worked for a man named Robert Roberts. Called him Bob Bob...
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Me too. Knew a Bob Roberts in high school. Robert Roberts.
He attended a cross town rival H.S. and went with a girl from my H.S.
And my girlfriend went to his.
Both H.S senior proms were on the same night so we double dated to both.

Lost touch with him but he later ended up having identical triplet girls.
 
I went to school with a girl named Penny Candy Barr. We new her as Penny Barr. Another girl I went to school with was named Windy Storm.
 
66fyssh said:
Met a guy in the Air Force with the last name of Sergeant. His rank was Sergeant.
Sergeant Sergeant
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My XO at Cubi Pt. Was Capt. Officer.
I was in the Marines with a guy, Lcpl. Thrasher (that's thee worst name for a guy in boot camp!)
Friends OBGYN was Dr. Bush. Wife (Tracy) worked with a Tracy Tracy (married a Tracy!)
Mom had a family practitioner Dr. Bones, and there was a dentist around here named Dr Payne.
Billy Idols Guitarist is Steve Stevens. Went to grade school with a Candice Barr, Candy bar!
 
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