Nothing screams mid-life crisis like a goatee and nipple rings...
I'm kidding, I don't have a goatee...
I'm kidding, I don't have a goatee...
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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My wife gets a letter in the mail today addressed to my estate... The bank thinks that I'm dead... 
She calls the bank and the customer service representative is reading from a script... She tells them that I'm not dead... The representative replies, "I'm sorry to hear that"...
My wife says, "You, what about me???
Now they are having lunch on Tuesday....
She calls the bank and the customer service representative is reading from a script... She tells them that I'm not dead... The representative replies, "I'm sorry to hear that"...
My wife says, "You, what about me???
Now they are having lunch on Tuesday....
I went to the grocery store to get some apple pie and hot dogs and it was in the ethnic food section....
I met an overachiever guy and he looked exhausted... I told him that he should get some sleep...
He replied, "I'll get some sleep when I die"...
So I said, "Why don't you go to bed early"????
He replied, "I'll get some sleep when I die"...
So I said, "Why don't you go to bed early"????
Alot of people are naming their kids after the city they were conceived in.... That's why you meet kids named Dallas or Austin....
My uncle did that also, you should meet my cousins; Truck Stop, Ferris Wheel, and Prison...
My uncle did that also, you should meet my cousins; Truck Stop, Ferris Wheel, and Prison...
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Don't buy pot from the Easter Bunny...
A dog can smell and tell if you have cancer...
The good news is, if he tells you that you have a year to live, it's really seven....
The good news is, if he tells you that you have a year to live, it's really seven....
Morning.
That looks good.
Good morning KK, you are spreading the good word this morning early I see 
Coffee and humor has been a delicacy for many years
Coffee and humor has been a delicacy for many years
Good morning KK, you are spreading the good word this morning early I see
Coffee and humor has been a delicacy for many years
Hi Mike...
I was watching a funny comedian and passed along some of his jokes to help people start their day with a laugh...
Good morning, I sure hope its a good one for all of us, going to try and get an early start on a couple things so if they go south I have enough time to start something else.
Hi Karl...
Humor is a delight, and we all could use some first thing to start our day
Did you hear about the mountain climber that got his hand stuck and had to cut it off...
They asked if he would do it again, and he said, "Yeah, but only one more time"...
They asked if he would do it again, and he said, "Yeah, but only one more time"...
Hopefully the rest of the day will be the same, but if not at least it started out good....
A five year old girl brought 12 packets of heroine to school for show and tell...
She didn't get in trouble because she had enough for everybody...
She didn't get in trouble because she had enough for everybody...
Chopped Chicken livers are a Jewish staple . Boil them, fry up sweet onions hardboiled eggs, in the food processor. Spread like peanut butter on rye bread or Ritz crackers . Good eating. Really high in iron.Except for the chicken livers....
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That will keep the lazy pissing folks away i bet Mitch, enjoy your day sir.Yesterday at the Visa office, I needed to take a leak. They directed me to the rear of the building, where I found this WTF??? Ceiling was about 5 ft in there. What building inspector ????
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Food looks yummy
They are going to do a biography of Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter...
It will only be available on Blue Ray or Sting Ray....
It will only be available on Blue Ray or Sting Ray....
If I marry two midgets, is that big of me????
Well my days off to a good start just chatting with all of you.
Do poor white trash go to the movies for the trailers????
Well I'm up for sure now. Guess I'll go DOWN for breakfast.
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