You gotta love peoples "car knowledge"

I hear you on random morons. Usually I get people telling me how their parents used to have a valiant and how they met their wife in the back seat. The Best one I ever got was this one kid up at my community college told me I had a sweet car but if I installed a cold air intake and a better chip it would run faster in my '70 valiant. I kindly replyed "I do have the best chips in the car, see the bag or Doritos"