You gotta love peoples "car knowledge"

about 10 years ago the guy across the street was building a 55 chevy. he bought a 454 suposedly ls6 from one of his buddys. he finally got it all together and it wouldnt run.i told him i would see if i could tell what was wrong. anyway it had no compression. so i pulled it out and tore it down all the rings were sucked into the ring grooves. he wouldnt buy a new set of pistons so i carefully took them out and cleaned it all up installed new rings and put it back .2 weeks later he says its the fastest car in town now. im thinking yeah right .well we go to grudge night .he runs it and wont show me his timeslip. i found his competition and looked at his timeslip 13.99@101 pretty slow my 70 satelitte with a cordoba 360 ran 13.80 .he got mad and wouldnt talk to me anymore . it was hilarious and i didnt have to hear his bragging anymore. almost forgot guy tells me he had one of those 340 hemis