This is a thread about where I work....Beer Distributer
With all that beer sitting around I'm sure a case or 783 could be accidently "damaged" by an over productive fork lift operator... Or I'd blame the missing beer on a robot, photo shop a robot out back beside the dumpster downing a kegg, then run back inside and mess up one of the robots computor programs so it can't pass the stooge test or a breathalizer... Ah hell, I guess it would be easier just to stop at the 7-11 on the way home and buy a case....