Your Dogs Ever Steal From You?

My american bulldog used to steal shirts and rip em up. And my black Shepard, smokey, used to steal shoes and hide them in random spots. Like wedge them deep under the sofa where u couldnt get to them. He once hid a dead bird under the couch and he stole my buddy's shoe. So my friend reaches up under there and says "I think I got it..." and pulls out a dead bird! He runs out of the room screaming and I look behind the couch and found his shoe.