Got pulled over in my FORD "Charger"

I'll admit that it looks like the driver would have a mullit, but no insurance or driver's lisence! I think he was hoping for an easy ticket. He was cool about it, but very insistant at first. I have the stock hub caps and some cooler '74s, but I got tired of picking them up off the side of the road everytime I made a "hard turn". I'm thinking about either spider caps and trim rings or gray torque-thrusts.