What's the WORST car/truck you've owned?

1988 Plymouth mini-van. My brother & I bought new mini-vans in 1988, he bought a base Dodge w/2.5 4-cyl. & I had to have the biggest engine, which was the 3.0 mitsi V-6.
I had multiple engine issues. The water pump went out when my 2nd child was on the way, I drove the wife to the hospital in my Crew Cab Long bed Dodge, try parking that in a coverd parking garage. Replaced injectors in it twice, engine went to smoking as they all do. I even disconnected the speedo & taught the wife how to drive by the tach, so I could keep the miles under the warranty. Well after 5 years & 70k miles, I unloaded it. 70k was when the warranty expired. The people I sold it to, delivered newspapers on a rural route. Something sparked a fire in the newspapers & burn it to the ground @ 5:00am in the morning, 20 miles away from a fire dept.
Oy yea, my brothers van was finnally sold @ 250k miles & survived 2 sons learning to drive.
He never had a problem with it.
Thats when I swore to never purchase another mitsi powered Mopar.