True Stories From The Shop ... Men are So Funny

I was working at this mechanical repair joint.....anyway, this dude was doing a wheel-alignment......tests drive's the car.....comes back into the shop wondering what the noise was......he left one of the alignment heads on a wheel!!!!

Another one.....this apprentice was undoing the wheels nuts....but his Blue Point gun strips the heads off....all 5 nuts.....so he goes on his way and strips all 20 wheel nuts.
He then asks the tradesman in the next bay to give him a hand, tells him that he's striped the nuts, and they won't undo. The traddie asks how many he stripped....apprentice says all of them.....traddie looks at the damage.......then tells the apprentice...you wrecked the hub caps...they are fake wheel nuts on the hub caps.
The apprentice, me thinks, was stoned.