Mopar 383 help please

Ummmm....not tryin to be a butt, but you've spent so much time postin here you couldda tore it apart by now. Valvetrain diagnostics on a B motor is so easy a chimp could get her done. Knock it out and let us know what you find.

Posts take like 2 minutes of my day. What stops me is job, weather and lack of knowledge. I spend most of my time researching diagnostics. Not trying to be a butt either but maybe a point in the right direction would be nice. Like to some books or good links. Im completely new to all of this stuff.