Mopar cruise night rant

When I was in the car corral at Rhinebeck, this spring,
I got tired of the people who would say:

My Dad/Mom/Aunt/Uncle/Grandparents

used to have a car Just Like this one,
BUT it was a 4 door with a Slant 6.

Oh ok, JUST like this 2 door Hardtop, but they had a 4 door,
Oh and that car JUST Like this had a slant 6.

End of the 2nd hot day of tire kickers I told one guy,
where is your car, JUST like mine? I want to see it; Uh it went to a junkyard 30 years ago///
:bootysha: