Favorite Bumper Sticker Slogan

Gee , living in Escondido as you do , I wonder why your car was vandalised !

for those of you whom don't completely understand my sarcastic remark :
Escondido is really , really close to the border . I live about 30 miles north of Escondido , so I completely understand where 64physhy is coming from !!

I lived in National City when I had that one on, which is way closer to the border than Escondido, and I think I was the only white guy who lived there.