having a little issue...

Yes, It sounds like you are sending compression to your crank case from the top or bottom. How much air is coming out of your dip stick tube, should not be any.
Makes me think a valve is not closing or a blown head gasket and sending compression into your engine

well i guess a leak down test in order. i'll check today for pressure out the dip stick.

mite have access to a leak down tester today...