Derelict

I've just now received a letter from my home Municipal Utility District office that I'm in violation of the Restrictive Covenant; my Valiant is "derelict" and must be stored "out of view". This must be corrected within 10 days. I WISH the car could be "corrected" in 10 days! It would take a back book full of money and Chip Freakin' Foose 10 days to "correct" this car! But she's a work in progress and we love her.....

Now, I don't live in some hoitey toitey neighborhood. I think a neighbor is pissed cuz my wife has been parking in front of HIS house because the Valiant is in the street in front of MY house.

My solution; late nights workin' on the car with buddies, drinkin' Lonestar Beer, listening to Van Halen's first CD on the garage stereo.

Here's to YOU, Mr. Call The M.U.D Office and Complainin'......