He he he, Yea, that's acually something my wife would say. And think off. Car parts mysteryiously attacking workers at the plant after being carelessly dropped and kicked to the side.
Boxes would start to rumble and shake, then move on there own. Theme song or actually, that "Sound" (music) of just before "JAWS" attacks playing in the backround. Beeds of sweat coming off the forehead while he's hiding under the kitchen sink..black and blue bruises on his forehead....etc...
(Ok, were a wacky bunch here ....what the hell. Lifes to short not to think up crazy stuff....)