Bob Vila, go hang your head

So I couldn't sleep, turn the TV for "early news" and am greeted with Bob Vila proudly selling snake oil. EdenPURE heaters, that is.

to put it another way, selling repackaged, everyday hardware store heaters for what I gather is "4 easy payments" of 39.95.

In other words, this nonsense in a box is 4 times more expensive than the very same heater (functionally) in any hardware store on the planet.

I have to go put on my shoes, so I can install more magnets on my fuel line