Robot

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> >> The robot clicked a couple more times and mixed the best martini
> >>the man had ever had.
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> >> The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
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> >> The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to
> >>discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the
> >>latest medical breakthroughs, etc.......
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> >> The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he
> >>would try a different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the
> >>robot clicked and asked what he would have. "A martini, please."
> >>Again, it was superb.
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> >> The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the
> >>man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing
> >>NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
> >>Dodgers to do this weekend.
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> >> The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned, and
> >>took a stool.
> >>
> >> Again a martini and the question, "What is your IQ?" This time
> >>the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."
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> >> The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
> >>"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a- t-e
> >> H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"