Ha ha ha ha, I love it. Great sense of humor my man!
In truth, I tell everyone they can kick my *** no problem, (Then there balls grow bigger) heck, even my 8 year old can kick my ***. (Then they laff) Great issue disolver and it brings most everyone back to earth.
LOL, I'm no tuff guy, but I tell ya, it was absouletly a great way to spend time. I can only echo the above!