I am confused

Haven't you built her a "safe place" yet? :toothy10:

you mean the dutch oven?

shhhhh don't tell her that. It will take away some of the enjoyment in life. We have 2 African Grey parrots and they can mimic the sound of me farting on the chair I sit on while at the computer.....

thats awesome! at least my GF finds farts funny but laugh after she calls me a nasty *****...