comebacks when gm fans diss. mopar

I like to tell the Shivvy boys that GM gave us some great firsts:
1st car to use window cranks requiring a modified kitchen tool for their removal

1st car to have a battery nobody can hook jumper cables to


Also like to ask if RS/SS means Really Slow **** Spreader, or
GTO is for Garbage Truck Option
SS = Stool Sample
C4 = the preffered method of repair
OLDS = Old Ladies Drive Slow


Also, ask if they used LSD when they bought an LS1.
Cum-Error is really appreciated by the Z28 crowd.
Look the Corvette owner straight in the eye and tell him your Aunt's Chevette musta been a different year than his.

Owners of GTOs, Cutlasses, 442s, and Skylarks like it when you say "What year Shov-elle is that?"
Ask if 442 is four tires, four headlights, two horsepower