beaters what options do us mopar lovers have?

I felt the same way. We drove our old yellow Valiant forever. I gave my daughter a 91 Geo Prism several years ago and her and the children wore it out inside. Door handles, seat belts, dash vents, you name it, it's broke.
So about a year ago I put them in a nice , newer Camry and took the Prism for my own wheels. I can't keep power steering fluid in the thing and I haven't found a good used rack for it either.
I will say this though, for cold morning starts, fuel mileage, etc.. it can't be beat. Well others can beat it,
with their car doors in parking lots. LOL
That sort of thing doesn't matter either.
That should be Websters' definition of beater. "A vehicle that can be left in public parking lots".

I wanted to argue with ""at least you get to keep your dignity"" too. Maybe I don't understand the difference between dignity and vanity so I'll reserve my argument.
Cheers