beaters what options do us mopar lovers have?

no way you can get a pt cruiser for 2000 or less lol plus im not a big fan of neons or pt cruisers i think dodge took a turn for the worse on those lol i do like dakotas but not really any better fuel wise then my dart lol i was just curious to see if there were any cool little 4cyl american beaters

Keep your eyes and mind open for a Cruiser. Drive one, they are fun. You may find one within your budget.