Stroke
Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilley were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.