Am i the only one that don't.....

Football...you mean throw the pigskin? Some of the folks south of the border are always asking me why they call it football. I always tell'em to ask some one who cares. I still don't know who's playin. Qualifications: over paid, big and tall, skank whores, beat women, drugs, chase men around a grassy field trying to catch them, shower with a bunch of sweaty men. Nope not for me.