Little Johnny at it again

Little Johnny's outside playing in the sandbox when his dad pulls up, dads a long haul truck driver and just getting home after being gone for 2 weeks. Johnny grabs dad and talks him into a horsey ride before dad even makes it to the house. He's finally finished and tells Johnny to play outside while he says hello (wink wink) to mommy. Dads not in the house 5 minutes and he's already escorting mom to the bedroom where what comes natural starts with little preamble. Anyway Dads on top of mom and enjoying himself immensely when he feels something poking him in the side and there's Little Johnny standing there and the little bugger wouldn't leave until dad gives him another horsey ride. Dad figures ah what the hell, kill off two birds with one stone and tells Johnny to hop on his back. Well about 2 minutes later good ole moms starting to squeal and thrash around and Dad's just about to""" when he hears Johnny yell out "hold on dad this is where uncle Charlie got bucked off":toothy10: