Aaaaaaggggghhhhhhh!!!

Mmmm.... kissing an ash tray. Oh wait, that's a bad thing.

I tell you what. Every time you feel you like you want a smoke, put a dollar in an envolope. At the end of the week, send it to me. When I feel like I want a smoke I'll pull one of your dollars and get myself a Dr. Pepper. That way we'd be helping each other not smoke.

Howzat?

The worst part about not smoking is I can't drink either, cuz I want a smoke as soon as I pop open a beer. Man, this sucks.