Politically Correct

Recently I saw an article about the use of the politically incorrect term,
"towelheads" so please note:

We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been
informed that the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us do
not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is
not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this
point forward, please refer to them as:

"Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.