Too funny!
Personally, I don't mind being called a hillbilly. As long as ya'll want to believe it, that means you won't be here screwing up the way we live. And don't get me started on Rednecks. Both my grandfathers were Rednecks and I'm proud of it. The term started here because the union miners wore red bandannas so they would know who not to shoot during the coal mine wars in the 20's.