Whats your occupation?

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need
to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.

And then asks, "what is your occupation?"

"I'm a *****" she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No,
that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite
chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."



"Chicken Farmer it is."