why is it that every goof in a new challenger wants to race me?

Because you're riding to slow and they are catching you!:-D

Here is a picture of me on my ZX-10R. There isn't anyone that wanted to race except one Suzuki GSR 600. He came flying beside me , goosed it, and then took off. I went around him in a curve at 152 MPH ... got in the straight and was up to 175 MPH before I let off. Got to a stop sign and he rolled up about 30 seconds later. All he could say was Damn!!

I got one hefty speeding ticket and two warnings in the 9 months I owned it. Thought I would get rid of it while I was still alive. I did however buy a 2010 Triumph Rocket III Roadster. he he... That's baby now.