few things make me feel good

I took mine out the other day and was feeling great and relaxed until some assclown in a Subaru decided to see if he could get a .035 feeler gauge between his bumper and mine.

Every time I moved up a foot or two, he had to move up until he just about touched my bumper.

I looked in the mirror and told him to back off and he started running his mouth..

I swear, one of these days I'm gonna go ape shight on these tailgating jizzwads.