The Great White Brick - '69 Valiant

Haha...okay okay, you got me. I use inches, my co-worker always uses metric for some stupid reason (his measuring tape has metric on it) so he's got me talking all this metric stuff. In school I remember them switching us and I didn't learn either one properly!

Maybe Mopar lingo would be better? The thingamajig is off the whachamacallit by a couple of c$%t hairs, so use your visegrips to move the little f#$ker!