I Hate Metric

A farmer goes into a store to buy chicken wire.....

Farmer:
I'd like 10 yards of chicken wire.

Clerk:
Haven't you heard? We've gone metric. We sell things by the meter now, not the yard.

Farmer:
OK, I'd like 10 meters of chicken wire.

Clerk:
Right. Is that with the half-inch or quarter-inch holes?