Dumb Autozone employee

One day my friend Tim and I were feeling creative, he grabbed one of his small vid cams and we went to Auto Zone, camera hidden in his coat, I walked up to the counter and the doofy looking kid behind the counter asked if he could help me, I told him I needed parts to my car, He asked what kind, I told him that it was a 1986 Delorian, he typed it into the pc and asked what part I needed, I told him I needed a Flux Capacitor, and the kid still oblivious looked it up and asked me what size i needed!! I told him 1.21 gigawatts, he typed it in.. and told me that it would take 2 weeks to ship to the store!! Im busting up laughing at this point and the kid doesnt understand why... So I said nevermind i need one today so I can go back to 2045 and he still didnt get it so I left and wonder how that store is open when it hires people who know nothing about cars!!


Great minds must think alike!!! Me and a buddy did the SAME exact thing....minus the video camera. That **** was too funny and guy at the counter said he would have to send an e-mail to the warehouse to get the part. Even after I told him it was a joke he still didn't get it. Guess he got me though, while I was there I needed some tie-rods for a car I was working on for a guy....Of course he gave me the wrong one's!!!