Should be easy for the police
Actual news headline here in Denver....
Police search for Moron
From the article...
If anyone has seen Moron, they're asked to call Aurora Police at 303-627-3152.
Hope they don't get too many calls from people looking in the mirror.
Here's a link to the article....
http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=176816&catid=339