Ozzie humour.

Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!

Had to have a blood transfusion the other day.
All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood.
It's not as bad as it sounds
I now have a 12 inch c**k, and I am top of the housing list..

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby.


Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke
All I said was, golly you're tall.


Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Coburg , killing anyone who's Aussie.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.