What's the WORST car/truck you've owned?

My company leased 25 Chevy Astro Panel vans in 2008. Of the 25 3 of them needed rear axle replacements at 2K miles

One sister had a late 80's Chevy Astro Van. The whole front suspension needed a rebuild every 20K miles. They found GM used the same ball joints as their compact cars. They replaced it with a new Suburban which soon stranded them for week with a failed tranny on a road trip. They are still loyal GM customers.