What's the WORST car/truck you've owned?

I had a 72 Dodge D150 in "shoot out edition" It had a bullet hole in the windshield and in the rear wall of the cabin. 0-75 mph never happened! But it did take me and my Dart parts all around Washington, Idaho, Nevada California and back to Oregon again. But it was a heavy load when we entered Clatskanie. Yeez. The police pulled me over and asked where the rear springs were. -It should be there under some where I replayed! He told me to take it easy the rest of the 2 miles I had to drive! Quite a trip.