What's the WORST car/truck you've owned?

Near the bottom:
My brother's NOVA and Mustand II (both 70s cars, purchased in the 80s) were nothing but trouble.
My sister's 1978 Ford Fairmont station wagon (purchased used)
My sister's 1986 Dodge 600 (used)
My mom's 1983 Renault Alliance (purchased new) window cranks, etc. would break off.
And the worst:
My 2005 VW Jetta. (Used). Failure after failure, and then the engine self-destructed (at 65K miles), once it was just out of warranty.

Does it count if you got the car used, and don't know how badly it was abused by the former owner?