Grandpas Country Fried Breakfast

Years ago, when Cracker Barrel first opened here, A friend said, "If you can eat all of Uncle Hershel's Breakfast, I'll pay for it" .
So After I ordered my 2 eggs over easy, country ham, etc.. he ordered, "Fix my eggs like his and put them on his plate".
DOH I forgot this guy doesn't eat eggs.
He got the check and the tip. LOL
I cleaned my plate.
I've been back to Cracker Barrel only once and that was to buy a rocking chair.
Wow; you must have really wanted a rocking chair.I looked at one Sunday-had to pass.