People think Mopar is slow??

I always laugh when chebby guys tell me how cheap it is to build a 350. Then I tell them "they oughta be cheap, you need three of them to last as long as one Mopar."

Also, when I see street rods with chebby motors, I like to say "Nice car, but lacks creativity under the hood."

And when chebby guys sing the praises of their small blocks, I like to say "A what?? Small blob shivvy??? Who in their right mind would build one of those piles????"