Give me your best shot

I only have 2 things i would like to know about you, Mike.

How many keyboards have you gone through?

And the thing that i have always wondered about is why do you drink Bud Light?
I think it's the cool commercials with the cute chicks in them, and you want to support that and i don't blame you.
It can't be the beer.
Light beer and tequila shots? It doesn't make any sense to me.
What beer did you drink before they came out with light beer anyway?

I think we should set up a "Memike Canadian tour" so you can visit us all up here.
Give me your agent's number and we will go from there.
Maybe Bud Light will sponsor it.