"Helpful Tips" from "Deputy Craig"

I cant stand traffic jams due to people following to close and not allowing cars to merge, they all just STOP and sit there on each others bumpers playing some kind of stupid game, then you got the a$$hole speeding down the shoulder cutting in front causing everyone to slam on there brakes, infuriating! if people just learned how to drive traffic could move smoothly, it really is a simple concept,

drive right, pass left
dont tailgate, leave room in front
alternate lane merge, like a zipper

if everyone followed these simple rules 90+% of traffic jams could be avoided