"Helpful Tips" from "Deputy Craig"

I use 3 seconds for following (that's still the standard up here), 4 seconds is BS unless you're driving an 18 wheeler. What really ticks me off is when I'm in the right lane and someone is coming down the ramp to merge. You make a hole for them and they don't take it, usually to busy doing something more important than driving. When they do take the hole they don't speed up to what everyone else is driving so I got to hit the brakes. The sign that says "Merge" should read "Speed up and Merge ya Moron".:cussing: