"Helpful Tips" from "Deputy Craig"

I had a guy tailgaiting me today. I was on a 2 lane highway that was 55 going around a semi. I was do 65 in my minivan trying to go around and the moron behing me is soo close I can't see his hood just the windscreen. So I give the brakes a tap to turn off the cruise and get him off my behind and he proceeds to flip me off. Then flys by and almost hits me and the semi as the moron swereved thru traffic. He was all big flipping off guy until he saw how big I was then he turned off F*ing loser nearly killed me and my family.