"Helpful Tips" from "Deputy Craig"

3 seconds behind me at 70mph, I lock up the binders on my dually at the same instance your squeezing out a fart blip at a time so your new GF doesn't smell it, and you have a class five hitch and receiver in your radiator..............

Anyone who has to count how many seconds they are behind someone shouldn't be on the road.

Wow, "BANNED" eh?