Found this on my local craigslist

If it's true and not a sales gimmic, I bet his buddies are teasing him pretty hard. I remember when I came back from a deployment years ago and my buddies were telling me that they thought my old lady had kicked me out and was selling all my stuff since all my parts from the garage were out in the driveway. Actually she had hired a friend to come over and put up a bunch of shelves for me while I was gone. She's a keeper.