Men & sex

What is the difference between a clitoris and a hotel bar?

Most men can find the bar in under four minutes....

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What do toilet seats, anniversaries, and a clitoris have in common?

Most men miss them all....

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How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?

He's breathing...

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What is a man's idea of foreplay?

Half an hour of begging....


Side note: My dog learned how to beg from watching me in the bedroom...

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What do men and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them properly, you can walk all over them forever...

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Why do men come quickly?

So they can rush to the bar and tell their friends...

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What's the definition of the perfect male lover?

He makes love until 2 AM, then turns into chocolate...

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Why do most men prefer women with big tits and tight twats?

Because most men have big mouths and small d!cks....

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Why do men have holes in the end of their penises?

So they can get air to their brains...

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare...

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